O2; Worst internet provider on earth.

Right now I am actually jealous of the download speeds people on 64kbps dialup get. It's also far more stable a connection.

As I type I am downloading a 9.1mb mp3 from Pitchfork's website, a legal and properly supported site with plenty allocated bandwidth and the download is soaring at 9.4kb/s, taking over 8 more minutes to download the remaining 70%.

I cannot bear the thought of having to pay them another penny for this abysmal service. I think there was better internet available to tribes native to Borneo in the 1940s.