Career opportunities (the ones that never knock)

Apparently I have now decided to put my fingers in many pies. After Christmas I will actively attempt to make;

Music.
Films.
Animations.
Comics.
Novels.
Web comics (maybe).
Music/Film reviews.
Knitted jumpers.
Photography.
Paintings.
Drawings.

Wish me luck at being able to do any of these. Thx.