Thursday 19 November 2009

Morrissey likes to eat food

A compilation of food related song titles between myself and ex-bandmate Christopher Houghton entitled 'You Are The Curry'

Pretty Girls Make Gravy.

First of the Gang To Dine.

Girlfriend in a Korma.

This Chowmein Man.

Hand in Oven Glove.

That Yolk Isn't Runny Anymore.

A Rush and a Push and the Lamb is ours.

William, it was Really Mutton.

Angel Delight, Angel Delight, Down We Go Together.

Some Grills Are Bigger Than Others.

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Meat.

Stop Me If You Think You've Had This Swan Before.

Picallily Palare.

All You Need Is Meat.

A Plaice In Hell For Me and My Friends.

Satan Rejected My Sole.

November Spawned a Mackerel.

Gammon Lay Softly on the River Bed.

Satay Doesn't Help.

I Satayed Something I Couldn't Finish.

Last Of The Famous International Bagels.

You Have Grilled Me.

Heaven Knows I'm Mixed Grill Now.

Sheila Bake a Cow.

The Boy With the Quorn in his Side.

I Want the Swan I Can't Have.

Never Had No Swan Ever.

I Know It's Clover.

Miserable Pie.

The Bean is Red.

I've Four Given Cheeses.

King Leerdammer.

Alsation Cuisine.

(I'm) The End of The Cranberry Wine.

Frying Your Girlfriend's Scone.

Cemetry Crêpes.

Cemetry Grapes.

You're The One For Me, Satay.

Our Frankfurter.

Asian Nut.

Cajun Rut.

You Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby Back Ribs.

He Knows I'd Love To See Ham.

Reel Around the Chocolate Fountain.

Redondo Peach.

How Soon Is Chow?

Cheese Strings Take Time.

Back To The Old Steakhouse.

Accept Your Shellfish.

Please, Please, Please Let Me Get A Volovant.

The Queen is Fed. (R.C.)

Pour The Wine For Me, Fatty.

The Cuisine Is Bread.

I Just Want to Decree The Soy Crappy.

Swedehead. (R.C.)

You Have Chilled Mead.

The Hand That Rocks The Strudel. (bloc47)

Paint a Vulgar Pastry. (bloc47)

I'll Never Eat Anybody's Aero Now.

The Ham That Mocks The Bagel.
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Bigmouth Strikes Again.

I Started Something I Couldn't Finish.

You're the one for me Fatty.

(obvious food connotations there without even editing the song titles)

Also, the chorus to Shoplifters of the World Unite sounds like 'chocolate dissolves the world'.

Any moar?

Also, what would be Morrissey's favourite flavour of crisp?

Wotsit Difference Does It Make?

Death of a Discos Multipack.

Well I Golden Wonder.

5 comments:

  1. November Spawned A Monster Munch

    He Knows I'd Love To See Ham

    I Like Ewe

    Billy Bear (that was the name of those gross ham things, non?)

    Suffer, Little Chilled Wren

    Miserable Lychees (fuck those things)

    Reel Around The Chocolate Fountain

    The Boy With A Fork In His Side (Dish)

    Some Grills Are Bigger Than Others

    Frankly, Mr. Lamb Shank

    You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby Back Ribs

    Handsome Deviled Eggs

    the list goes on.

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  2. Hahahaha oh yeah I forgot the Some Grills are Bigger than Others. DAMN!

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  3. You Have Grilled Me

    Heaven Knows I'm Mixed Grill Now

    How Soon Is Chow?

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  4. ha ha ha meat is murder mahn.

    Not only does moz walk off stage when he gets hit by a bottle, he clears off if he even has the slightest waft of the burger van aroma coming his way- fact. Haaaaaa.

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  5. It's why it is funny only with Morrissey/Smiths songs because loads of em are about meat :)

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